St Rocketcool Nation

The title pretty much says it all, “I am ashamed.”  Throughout my 25 years on this earth, I have been ashamed of a few things I have done.  Things like not stopping at car accidents I have witnessed or holding the door for someone who is older and having a hard time managing, but recently I have been indulging in something that I know is bad for me, but like heroin, is fucking addictive as shit.  

I have watched the first six episodes of A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila.  God help me.  The worst part is, I haven’t yet hit bottom. For you see, I foresee watching the rest of the episodes and inevitable reunion episode that MTV is so fond of.  

How’d it begin?  Like all things, I started innocently enough and is now rapidly spiraling out of control.  One night, five weeks ago, I couldn’t sleep and was channel surfing (do people still call it that?  Somebody ask “the kids”) and landed upon the show.  I watched until the first commercial break, at which point I looked at my dog laying next to me and said, “This is fucking retarded.  Who are these people?”  The dog just groaned and went back to sleep.  Now, like any self respecting, hetro-identified male, I switched over to SportsCenter and tried not to think about the brain cells I would never see again.  

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